Burger... King

You take a bite of your burger, and now you teleported to burger king! but this aint no ordinarry burger king, Is that lava outside! it looks like we died and wen to hell.

What would you do?
 * 1) Slap a monster in its stomache
 * 2) Slap a monster on its butt
 * 3) Go outside and jump off a cliff
 * 4) Buy another burger